A Review of Colorado (Thus Far)

I moved to Colorado in January and this place is the tits. As far as a place goes, meaning my family and close friends aside, I have never felt more at home before. So that’s cool. As a lot of the world has seemingly been going to hell in a hand basket. But being removed […]

Ignoring a SuperHuman

[Disclaimer: This blog and writer are staunchly anti-human rights violations. Now that we’ve got that out of the way…] Could you imagine if Kim Jong-Un actually has done all of what he says he’s done? Kim Jong-Un claims that he doesn’t ever have to go to the bathroom. That the first and only time he […]

A Radicalized Mouse

Nobody pays attention to mice or rats until they’ve gotta deal with one. Well today I had to deal with one, and it’s got me all shook up. We’ve been hearing some scampering in the walls, so we bought the cheapest mouse traps we could find and laid them around the house. I wake up […]