A Puberty Talk with Rick Santorum

Hey Kids, my name is Rick Santorum, and I’m going to talk to you a little bit about your growing up! I used to be a Senator in Pennsylvania, but you probably know me as the guy who caused your Mother to yell at the TV in disgust during the presidential debates. Anyway, you’re all […]

Life Lessons: Christopher Columbus

From sailing around the world to enslaving entire civilizations, Christopher Colombus seems to have a lot on his plate. We caught up with him to see how he juggles all of this, and how he deals with negativity. All answers have been translated into English for the convenience of the reader.   Christopher, thanks so […]

A Report Card Thus Far

So I’m going to be giving myself a progress report. It’s actually going to be two different report cards. The first one will be on what I thought was going to be important when I was little, and the second will be what I’m expected to be good at now that I’m accidentally becoming an […]