A Radicalized Mouse

Nobody pays attention to mice or rats until they’ve gotta deal with one. Well today I had to deal with one, and it’s got me all shook up. We’ve been hearing some scampering in the walls, so we bought the cheapest mouse traps we could find and laid them around the house. I wake up […]

A Puberty Talk with Rick Santorum

Hey Kids, my name is Rick Santorum, and I’m going to talk to you a little bit about your growing up! I used to be a Senator in Pennsylvania, but you probably know me as the guy who caused your Mother to yell at the TV in disgust during the presidential debates. Anyway, you’re all […]

Life Lessons: Christopher Columbus

From sailing around the world to enslaving entire civilizations, Christopher Colombus seems to have a lot on his plate. We caught up with him to see how he juggles all of this, and how he deals with negativity. All answers have been translated into English for the convenience of the reader.   Christopher, thanks so […]