Jellyfish: 2/5 Stars. I have always been a fan of animals. Because of this I decided to go to the Mystic aquarium here in sunny Connecticut. Seeing as I am turning 42 next week I decided to give myself an early birthday gift and splurge on the ticket and get myself the expensive one where […]
Name of Student: Adolf Hitler Course: Introduction to Watercolor Instructor: Adam Goldschlaggerwitz Behavior: After knocking over his paint palette for the third time, Adolf stood up and began shouting that the falling paint was the fault of the gypsies and the Jews, then stood on the table shouting, “Death to the Jews!”. I suggest immediate […]
Good afternoon, America. Or should I say Happy Lunch time? Either way, it’s me: number 43. George W. Bush. I can’t count how many times I’ve been asked about my hobbies since I’ve left the Presidency. Well, I’ve been painting a good amount and I like to make bird houses. But when I’m not using […]
Hey Kids, my name is Rick Santorum, and I’m going to talk to you a little bit about your growing up! I used to be a Senator in Pennsylvania, but you probably know me as the guy who caused your Mother to yell at the TV in disgust during the presidential debates. Anyway, you’re all […]
From sailing around the world to enslaving entire civilizations, Christopher Colombus seems to have a lot on his plate. We caught up with him to see how he juggles all of this, and how he deals with negativity. All answers have been translated into English for the convenience of the reader. Christopher, thanks so […]
