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Click HERE for 12/27 Click HERE for 12/20 Click HERE for 12/11 Click HERE for 12/5 Good day! This is brought to you from the couch of a small house in Vermont. Eat cheese, drink syrup, and listen to Phish. Here’s what’s going on in the world: Government’s closed, come back later The Dow ain’t […]

The Shake 12/27

This week brought to you by the startling number on the scale a few days after Christmas. I’m going for a run. Click Here for 12/5 Click Here for 12/11 Click Here for 12/20 Welcome to the world this week where… The U.S. government is shutdown and government employees aren’t getting paychecks during the holiday […]

VAN FOR SALE

*If you don’t have time, skip to the last paragraph.* In late July of 2018, I decided that I’d be moving from Colorado to Vermont. I had sold my old truck in January and had thus spent the last 7 months borrowing cars, bumming rides, and occasionally sticking my thumb in the air to get […]

The Shake 12/20

The Shake- 12/20 Click here for 12/5 Click here for 12/11 This week is brought to you by the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. This holiday season, treat that special someone in your life to a hand-stitched American garment. Great in the cold, but also guaranteed to hold up in the heat. Use promocode “Deadbolt” for 15% […]

The Shake 12/11

The Shake- 12/11  Click HERE to read last week’s. This week brought to you by Blue Bunny Ice Cream®. Now that it’s winter, enjoy a full carton to yourself. It’s going to be a cold and lonely one, so go ahead and fill that void. This holiday season, treat yourself. Because nobody else will. Use […]

The Shake 12/5

*Check in every week for this*   Welcome to today, where: A 7.2 magnitude earthquake recently hammered Alaska. Damage to Anchorage and other populated areas was pretty minimal. Wisconsin’s GOP just pulled off a TEXTBOOK display of gerrymandering where they won 63/99 assembly seats while getting absolutely demolished in the actual vote tally by close […]