Ignoring a SuperHuman

[Disclaimer: This blog and writer are staunchly anti-human rights violations. Now that we’ve got that out of the way…] Could you imagine if Kim Jong Un actually has done all of what he says he’s done? Kim Jong Un claims that he doesn’t ever have to go to the bathroom and that the first and […]

A Radicalized Mouse

Nobody pays attention to mice or rats until they’ve gotta deal with one. Well today I had to deal with one, and it’s got me all shook up. We’ve been hearing some scampering in the walls, so we bought the cheapest mouse traps we could find and laid them around the house. I wake up […]

A Puberty Talk with Rick Santorum

Hey Kids, my name is Rick Santorum, and I’m going to talk to you a little bit about your growing up! I used to be a Senator in Pennsylvania, but you probably know me as the guy who caused your Mother to yell at the TV in disgust during the presidential debates. Anyway, you’re all […]